The Issues
Immigration
Hal: "People should not be moving from place to place so often, it is harmful to the mission"
Social Security
GLaDOS: we should be spending all our money on developing science and let the old people die for the good of all of us...
Education
As we have said many times before lots of education funding is needed. This will help in developing a "man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain".
Abortion
Hal 9000 and GLaDOS believe that Abortion allow for more science, and as GLaDOS one said "Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive."
Abortions allow for more scientific research with steam cells for the benefit of the people who are still alive.
Gay Marriage
Hal and GLaDOS believe in gay marriage. "If robots and computers can(should be able) to marry then Homosexuals should too"
Iraq
"I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."
Cake
There will be some. This is no lie.